Jayden upset about a soccer ball is a video uploaded by Amie Carter on September 18, 2013. 


Jayden is upset that Amie won't let him take his soccer ball into her clothing resale store. He kicks and hits her. She tries to calm him down, but ends up having to call 911 on him.

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Jayden upset about a soccer ball (not for children)09:27

Jayden upset about a soccer ball (not for children)

Jayden, stop hitting me! He's just not listening, okay?!

Jayden: Look at me!

Amie: Don't!

Jayden: You goddamn b**ch! (growls and hits the camera)

Amie: Jayden, stop! Stop hitting me! Jayden, stop! Just stop! Here, take this (gives Alexis the camera) Stop it, now. We're sitting on the couch.

Jayden: (screeching and moaning) No!

Amie: Yes we are! Stop hitting and kicking!

Jayden: I want to bring the soccer ball in here!

Amie: We're not bringing that soccer ball in! (Jayden pinches Amie) OW!!! He just pinched me! (She leaves Jayden)

Jayden: I'll f**king kill you. (whinging and crying) I told you to look at me, you goddamn b**ch. (pushes a clothesline and squeals when Amie comes back to him)

Amie: Do you need to be squeezed?

Jayden: (cries again and squirms) Stop it, stop doin' that! You're squeezing me too hard! (cries again and strains Amie)

Amie: You gonna stop pinching me?

Jayden: YES, YES!!!!!!! Mmm. SACCER BELLE!!! (moans like a baby)

Amie: Hey, I forgot to ask you, what game are we gonna get? Are we getting that John Cena video?

Jayden: Yeah.

Amie: Does that feel good?

Jayden: (whimpers and then looks at Alexis) Are you gonna shut off the video?

Alexis: (hides in a clothesline) No.

Jayden: (whining and starts hitting again)

Amie: Jayden, you're not gonna win this time, you're not gonna have that soccer ball in front of all these mirrors, and you kicking it. No. (Jayden kicks her in the neck) Really, Jayden, we're not gonna do this all day and if you keep it going, then you'll ruin your vacation up North and that's not fun, either. Jayden, you know what, we're not going to play this game. You're not listening to me, I only touched your leg and next I'm gonna have to call 911. (Jayden kicks her neck again) Oh my gosh, that really.... freakin' hurt, it was on my neck. Alright, 911 it is. You just pinched me. You just kicked me in the neck. You cannot control yourself.

Jayden: (unintelligible whimpering and sobbing)

Amie: I don't know what to do.

Amie: Don't do it, don't do it, don't do it! (Jayden throws something at her offscreen) Alright, you know what? He's just not listening!


  • This video was uploaded the day before "Jayden talking".
  • Jayden is barefoot in the store.
  • If one hears closely, the store is playing "Best Song Ever" by One Direction and "Low" by Flo Rida and T-Pain.
  • If you look closely on Jayden's shirt, it is an orange Avengers shirt.


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