Jayden upset about a soccer ball (not for children) is the 9th episode in Jayden's extreme behavior series. It was uploaded to YouTube on September 18, 2013. It is an adult episode. 


Jayden is upset that Amie won't let him take his soccer ball into her clothing resale store. He kicks and hits her. She tries to calm him down, but ends up having to call 911 on him.

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Jayden upset about a soccer ball (not for children)

Jayden upset about a soccer ball (not for children)

Jayden, stop hitting me! He's just not listening, okay?!

Jayden: Look at me!

Amie: Don't!

Jayden: You godd*mn b*tch! (growls and hits the camera)

Amie: Jayden, stop! Stop hitting me! Jayden, stop! Here.

Tami: Stop.

Amie: Take this. (gives Tami the camera) Stop, now.

Jayden: No!

Amie: Yes.

Jayden: (Hits Amie then grunts)

Amie: Come on. We're sitting on the couch.

Jayden: (screeching and moaning) No!

Amie: Yes we are!

Jayden: No.

Amie: Stop hitting and kicking! (Jayden continues hitting and kicking Amie)

Amie: Alright, right here. Come on! Let's sit on the floor.

Jayden: (Cries) Mommy!

Amie: I'm not doing this all day, buddy.

Jayden: (Yells) Stop!

Amie: Then stop hitting me!

Jayden: Mooom! (Hits Amie then cries)

Amie: Do you need to be squeezed? Huh?

Jayden: (Makes sounds and continues hitting Amie)

Amie: Stop!

Jayden: I want to bring the soccer ball in here!

Amie: We're not bringing that soccer ball in here! (Jayden pinches Amie) OUUCH!!! He just pinched me! (She leaves Jayden)

Amie: What is your deal? Let's see, just...

Amie: Stop your little pinching! You think you're funny, don't ya?

Jayden: (Makes manic sounds) Ow, my arm!

Amie: Stop pinching me, and then I won't have to do that!

Jayden: (Makes more manic sounds)

Amie: Okay. Alright, this is not a proper restrict. Come on. We're not gonna be playing here. Just, give me my foot back.

Jayden: (grunts) I'm gonna f***ing kill you. (whinging and crying) I told you to look at me, you godd*** b****. (pushes a clothesline and squeals when Amie comes back to him)

Amie: (Mutters something) Don't--

Jayden: (grunts)

Amie: Okay. Calm down. Calm down.

Jayden: Noooo! Stop it, stop doing that! Mooom...

Amie: I was just giving you a hug, bud.

Jayden: (crying) Noooo!

Amie: I'm not gonna let you pull a store cart when you're hurting me.

Jayden: Mom! Mom, please! Get off of me!

Amie: No.

Jayden: Get off!

Amie: No, I'm just gonna stay like this for right now until you calm down.

Jayden: Mommy!

Amie: I know.

Jayden: Mommy, just please put your foot off!

Amie: Okay, are you gonna stop hitting me and kicking me and being violent?

Jayden: Yes! Yes!

Amie: Okay, feel better now? See? (nods her head) You've always gotta get that last one in, don't you buddy?

Jayden; (Squirms)

Amie: Don't hit me, don't kick me, and don't knock any racks over. Understood? Do you get it?

Jayden: No.

Amie: (hugs Jayden) Come here.

Jayden: No. (cries again and squirms) Stop it, stop doin' that! You're squeezing me too hard!

Amie: Stop moving, then.

Jayden: Mom, you're squeezing me too hard.

Amie: Are you gonna stop?

Jayden: No. Just don't squeeze me too hard!

Amie: Do you want me to squeeze you?

Jayden: (grunts)

Amie: Huh, do you want me to squeeze you?

Jayden: (grunts) Mmm... Uhh... SOCCER BALL!!! (moans and cries like a baby)

Amie: Come here. Come here. Aww! Come here.

Jayden: (Continues crying)

Amie: Hey, I didn't even ask you, what game are we gonna get? When are we gonna take the other ones back?

Jayden: I don't know.

Amie: Are you gonna keep the John Cena one?

Jayden: Yeah.

Amie: Yeah is that one your favorite?

Jayden: (Whimpers) Yeah.

Amie: Yeah. Do you know what game you've been playing the last few days is that Minute Black one? Lexi might even like that one.

Jayden: (Mutters)

Amie: It's not? You can't do Sergeant K? And another one? That's a bummer. Did you show Lexi all the games that you have?

Jayden: No.

(Muttering in background)

Amie: Does she like any of them?

Jayden: (Gets hugged by Amie and then cries)

Amie: Love you.

Jayden: (whimpers and then looks at Tami) Are you gonna shut off the video?

Tami: (hides in a clothesline) No.

Jayden: (Whining)

Amie: Okay, come on.

Jayden: No.

Amie: Am I gonna sit on the floor all day? How am I gonna work from here? Huh?

Jayden: (Crying)

Amie: The customers are gonna have to go ring themselves up. "Sorry, I can't get up." Lexi can bring the cash register down here.

Jayden: (Cries again)

Amie: Huh? Yeah. Ooh, this is a good song. Let's show Grandma what we did the other day, and show Lexi what we did.

Jayden: No. No. Never.

Amie: You used to like this song when you were a baby.

Jayden: I'm now big.

Amie: It used to be your favorite when you were a baby. You would get all excited. You'd smile and kick your little legs. It would make you wanna dance with you. (Tickles Jayden) Does that feel good?

Amie: Yeah, do you want me to get you a bagel or what? I can't get a bagel with you sitting on me.

Amie: Get up!

Jayden: Give me my soccer ball in here.

Amie: I told you you gave your soccer ball in the back.

Jayden: (Cries) Mommy, come on. You're gonna--

Amie: You're not gonna win this one, you're not gonna have that soccer ball in front of all these mirrors, and you kicking it. No. You've already been violent today.

Jayden: Mommy, please. I'm not gonna kick it hard.

Amie: Jayden, no. You're not gonna talk me into it. I--we won't win it again. You're not gonna win this one. (Jayden kicks her in the neck) And if you keep it going, then you're gonna ruin your vacation up North and that's not fun, either.

Jayden: (Kicks Amie)

Amie: Really? You think you're gonna win and you're not? I will sit here all day. I will hold you all day long.

Jayden: Oh no, you won't.

Amie: Oh yes, I will.

Jayden: (Cries)

Amie: If I need to, I will.

Jayden: No!

Amie: You're not winning.

Jayden: Ow. Ow.

Amie: Take a second.

Jayden: (Squirms)

Amie: Jayden, you know what, we're not going to play this game. You're either gonna listen to me, I already touched your leg, and next I'm gonna have to call 911. (Jayden kicks her neck again) Oh my gosh, that really.... freakin' hurt, it was on my neck. (sighs)

Amie: I'm not gonna do this all day. (gets up) Alright, 911 it is. You just pinched me. You just kicked me in the neck. You cannot control yourself, then, you need to go somewhere.

Jayden: (unintelligible whimpering and sobbing)

Amie: I don't know what to do.

Amie: You-- Don't do it, don't do it, don't do it! (Jayden throws something at her offscreen) Alright, you know what? He's just not even listening! I don't know what to do Mom.

Jayden: (Continues sobbing)

Tami: He's gonna have to go with me.

Tami: You're gonna have to come home with me.


  • This video was uploaded the day before "Jayden talking".
  • Jayden is barefoot in the store.
  • If one hears closely, the store is playing "Best Song Ever" by One Direction and "Low" by Flo Rida and T-Pain.
  • If you look closely on Jayden's shirt, it is an orange Avengers shirt.
  • Jayden whines really hard in this episode.
  • Amie strucked down an 18+, for langauge, drug references, and death threats.
  • Alexis films Jayden and his mother in her clothing resale store.
  • This is the 4th and last Not For Children episode